hey i love u jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heres some jokes:

1)wat do u call a blonde? a red head w/ the fire fucked out of her

2)a guy walks into a bar and gets into this conversation w/ a girl, so the guy asks the girl 4 her name and she says carmen, and he says well thats a nice name were'd u get that 1, and she says well actually i made it my self cuz i like cars and i like men, them the girl asks the guy 4 his name and then he says beerfuck

3)y did the blonde jump off the building? to see if her maxi had wings

4)wat do u call a lesbian dinasour?a lickalottapuss

5)wat do u call a gay dinasour? a saladtosseranus

6)the teacher at school is doing the alphebet game and so 4 a little jonny raises his hand but so does suzy, so ofcourse the teachers gonna pick suzy cuz u kno jonny's gonna somthin nasty, so she says yes suzy and suzy says apple...so then it does all the way to the letter R and the teacher decides to finally pick jonny and jonny says a rat a big fuckien rat w/ a dick this long

7)one who stands on toilette is high on pot

8)one who goes to sleep early wakes up w/ a smelly finger

hey this is my xanga, its the best (not really lol)well, u should seriously sign my guestbook lol i only have one so far (thx caroline) lol well if u wanna kno more about me here it goes:

music:rock,metal,classic rock

favorite bands:evanescence,slipknot,cold,takingbacksunday,limpbisquit,korn,trapt,simpleplan,jimmy eeat world,kiss,led zeppelin,greatful dead,12stones,rolling stones,zwan,and coldplay

movies:horror,comedy

worst movies:gay ass chick flicks

worst music:gay ass pop

well that almost raps it up (almost!!!!) lol, if u kno me u kno wat i like lol